Josh & Max needs an espresso machine

Josh and Max at VisionWt needs an espresso machine. Will you help them? If you do please write your name and the reason in the form below to give them your support.





13 Online signature(s) so far

NameReason
James StevensJosh is a caffeine fiend! He's a man that takes 6 shots of espresso in his Starbucks coffee! He cannot humanely be made to drink instant coffee!
Espen BergeJames, you owe me a beer!
Ben SlawsonJosh is the coffee and code master. He is hooked on both and therefore requires a mac-style "firewire compatible" espresso machine urgently!!
rob bakerjust because, give him what he wants you bastards. i've seen him without coffee and it ain't pretty.
Emily PowerJosh needs to replace those moments when he's acting like a chilled out hippy with getting all ADHD and spazzy.
Rod StewartJosh requires coffee like i require women
Markus WolffI don't know these guys, but I have seen many a line of code written by people who did not have enough|proper|any coffee. My conclusion was that there cannot be quality code without quality coffee.
An¾e ®nidar¹ièEvery developer should have 24/7 access to coffee!
Christina SchlichtingBecause coffe makes people more awake which means that they are more productive!!
Prasun MukherjeeCoffee keep Josh going... going ... n and makes Max cooool :)
Nelly GauchThe more the coffee is made quickly, the less they will spend time to make it...and the more work they will do...Easy...simple...Having an Expresso machine will save money for the company...
John TrivettIf you do not coffee this man up then i will kill a 10001 kittens
Linus TorvaldsYou must give him coffee so that this page can be fixed. You've got an undefined offset and XDebug notices showing up.

The Story "By Bjarte S. Karlsen - Senior System Developer at Go Mobile"

This petition started at a barbeque party in Skien after the ezConference on 20th June 2008. I was talking with Josh Rowley (Lead Developer at Vision with Technology Ltd) about coffee and he mentioned that although they had a cafetiere they did not have an espresso machine at work and that he and Massimo Sanna (Developer) had asked for one so that they could have proper coffee. We joked about it and spoke to James Eichhorn (COO) and he said: "If you gather 200 signatures I will buy an espresso machine". When I said I would do it he added that "every signatory should state a reason for why Josh and Max should have a coffee machine"

I seized the opportunity to mingle with everybody at the party, took out my moleskin and put myself down as the first signatory on the petition. One thing led to the other and a little while later I had 43 signatures in at least 4 languages!

I showed them to James and he said "So we said 100 signatures did we not?"

It has been a few days since the conference ended and I finally got time to put this online. I'm keen to support Josh and Max my fellow developers in order to help them get their espresso machine.

They need your support...so please sign the petition today so that Josh and Max can get their espresso machine!

The signatures from the ezParty on Friday 20. June